Crudsta

The elite of the crusties, no one is more crusty then a crudsta and he will attack whoever challenges his crustiness

We thought we were the crustiest people alive then the crudsta attacked

Iron Jungle

When you have so much ass hair you it creates an impenetrable wall and if anyone tries to go through it, it shreds their dick to ribbons

Last night I was taking a shit and it got caught in my iron jungle.

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Steel Wall

When you don’t wipe the iron jungle and it solidified blocking anything from entering.

My dad tried to rape me but the steel wall protected me