Conor Holtzclaw is one of the most loyal friends you will ever have. He is smart, witty, and all out funny. I have never had a friend quite like Conor Holtzclaw, and I am so lucky that he became friends with me. Some people sy they wish that all the world's people were just like this one person, but I think one Conor Holtzclaw is perfect, because he is one of a kind.
And by the way urabsolutefavperson, you can go fuck a goose
Conor Holtzclaw is my best friend, and anyone who hates him by making him a definition of gay has a head full of duck shit