surgeoning

The act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one's hands (in order to avoid germs).

The result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the OR. Thus the word.

A:I am sorry it took so long, I was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
B: No problem. Next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.