Chocolate Lobster

When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.

I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.

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