Chomobile

A pedo party wagon/mobile headquarters/residence of a notorious chomo who haunts the dreams of children like Freddy Krueger.

Better keep your kids inside unless you wamt them to get molested, there's a Chomobile next to the park.

Bowfum

Used by African Americans and other street dwelling individuals, especially in the St. Lucie jail system, to refer to two people or things together. Most effectively used while shouting as loud as possible across a dormitory while others are sleeping.

Yo my nigga Pony Boy drop dimes on dem 2 Fort Pierce niggas.

Deez 2 niggas?

Yea, Bowfum niggas!

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Bailey

A step below panhandling, a Bailey is the act of using your mental retardation and offensive oder to lure a stranger into providing you with food or cigarettes with no intention of ever paying them back. When caught performing a Bailey, one must act even more mentally challenged while stuttering incoherently like a useless moron.

I just got paid, but I'm going to pull a Bailey and wait at the counter untill someone notices how bad I smell and in sympathy, pays for my cigarettes so I can quickly get home to my obese bipolar wife.

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