Censorship

What dictators and evil government regimes use to hide the truth of their evil ways in order to restrict freedoms generally when they're knowingly breaking several federal laws against country and state.

You are speaking the truth about the crimes I've committed during my tenure as your government leader so I'm using censorship to hide the truth and brainwash people into believing I'm a good leader and doing nothing wrong.

Nooger

1)Adj-term of endearment describing a close friend.

2)Adj-asshole, idiot, or dumbass; someone people shake their head at; someone or something not well liked.

Joe and I go way back. I love that nooger.

I can't believe the boss is making us stay an extra 4 hours, tonight. What a nooger.