microcomedian

Comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter.

Posted to one of the funniest Twitter accounts I know: "Good morning to my favorite microcomedian!"

WTMFH

What The Mother Fucking Hell

WTMFH did Donald Trump mean when he tweeted that thing about Chelsea Clinton "holding a seat for her mother at the table?"

microcomedy

The art of comedy in 280 characters or less, a la Twitter. Someone who engages in said art is called a microcomedian.

Chrissy Teigen brings microcomedy to a whole new level. Totes addicted to her Twitter feed.

Tiggerish

Bouncing off the walls and generally being annoyingly effervescent. You know--like Tigger.

He's so Tiggerish that it drives everyone crazy. If he'd stay still long enough, I'd slap him silly.

Snarksenal

Arsenal of snarky barbs.

Thanks for explaining what "fish wife" means. Another gem for my snarksenal.

Slargy

A combination of "sluggish" and "lethargic." Lazy, unproductive and unmotivated. Connotes disdain.

"I'm so slargy today. I just want to stay in my pajamas, do bong hits, and sit on the couch eating Fritos."

emoticondriac

Someone who consistently overuses emoticons.

My friend Larry is a total emoticondriac. Sixteen smileys in a row is just overkill.

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