kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.

"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!

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neal anderson

The biggest vagina you will ever meet. He has no ambition and no desire to do anything but play computer. A person who has nothing to live for.

Neal is a big vagina.

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long piss

It's when you have to piss a whole lot and it usually lasts about a minute straight no breaks in between

that piss I took at our grand parents house at midnight oh god all that urea and other liquids gone ... phew

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Poon-tang Pie

think hair pie, pussy, vagina. {slang}

gosh , I love eating her hair pie.
Her poon-tang pie is do pink and tasty.

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