ollie

the only real ollie. see all about him at:

www.ollie.co.nz for all your ollie needs.

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asher syndrome

The distinct inability to get your shit together.

"shiet son he ain't got no employment, spends his day fapping to comics and watching Marvel trailers."

"damn, kids got Asher Syndrome"

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Para

The most feared and violent unit in the British Army

Para short for Paratrooper

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keith richards' ghost

cocaine. aka the white lady, yiggity, yoda, etc.

We spent the weekend hanging out with keith richards' ghost.

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dunked

To be 'slammed', 'bammed', 'owned' by another person via wit.

"You have sex with men."
"I'd hardly classify your Mother as a 'man' by any stretch of the imagination."
"Woah man, you just got DUNKED."

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Pod Four

The abode of ten semi-drunken university students who spend their life devising ways to play computer games more efficently.

"Man, check out the action in POD FOUR!"

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scandalous

A word that's slang definitions are used by widely in the pikey and chavfraternaty.

Used in this context to imply that the person in question is being mean spirited.

(works best with a Manc or Lancashire accent)

C'mon, crash us a ciggie cha! Don't be so fuckin' scandalous!!!

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