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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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A overly prolonged angry and extremely violent response to a comment or action that as annoyed the receiver usually used in e-mails or other online messaging systems such as MSN
sort of like hate mail but longer and more violent and is always in full caps
Person 1: If you do not send this e-mail to 15 people you will die, if you do send this e-mail to 15 people you greatest wish will come true, really it works I mean I did it and now I have a baby
Person 2: STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING SHIT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, ITS ONE OF THE SINGLE MOST FUCKING POINTLESS AND ANNOYING SHALLOW PIECES OF SHIT ANY ONE COULD EVER CREATE OR COOPERATE WITH, IF YOU SEND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE SHITTY RETARDED THINGS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN FORCE MY THUMBS INTO YOU EYES AND I WILL SHOVE MY HAND INSIDE YOU FUCKING RIBCAGE GRAB YOUR HEART PULL DOWN AND TEAR IT OUT AND ANY THING ELSE THAT COMES WITH IT AND THEN I WILL FILL YOUR EMPTY RIBCAGE WITH CONCENTRATED SALT SATURATED LEMON JUICE, THEN I WILL PUT YOUR ENTRAILS IN A PAN AND FRY THEM EAT HALF OF THEM MYSELF AND SHOVE THE OTHER HALF DOWN YOU STILL SCREAMING THROAT, I WILL THEN SHAVE OFF ALL YOU SKIN WITH A BELT SANDER, BATHE YOU IN VINEGAR, WRENCH OUT EVERY VEIN AND ARTERY IN YOUR BODY AND WEAVE THEM INTO A TRAMPOLINE AND JUMP UP AND DOWN ON THEM, THEN I WILL TAKE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY AND SNAP IT TAKING CARE TO MAKE SURE THE JAGGED END STICKS OUT YOUR FLESH, I WILL THEN TAKE YOUR STILL SCREAMING BODY AND STAKE IT TO A WALL WITH A 6" NAIL GUN AND THEN I WILL GET MY KNIFE AND STRIP ALL YOUR REMAINING FLESH OFF AND FREEZE IT SO I CAN EAT IT LATER AND MAYBE SEND A FEW BITS TO YOU FAMILY LASTLY I WILL TAKE YOUR BLOOD AND USE IT TO WRITE THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ALL OVER THE WALLS OF MY CELLAR TO COMMEMORATE THIS WORK OF ART CREATED THAT DAY, then I will eat your baby
Yours sincerely
__________Person 2
Person 1: *silence* ...wow...
...that was one hell of a Rage rant man
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A stage in a persons (usually a criminals) life when they cant become any more evil or becomes such a bad person you cant call them human any more
Symptoms:
-Sexual Sick Mindedness
-Frequent displays of Blood Lust
-Argumentativeness
-A desire to write on walls
-No care/understanding of others emotions
(NOTE: this is not a real mental condition, its offensive term)
Mental institute worker: I think with some counseling he'll be fine
Person with basic logic: not a chance in hell, hes reached DemonHood, just like Jack the Ripper
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an event were bleeding and ejaculation take place at the same time in the same place
1."we fucked so hard we had pink cum"
2."if you keep rage wanking you'll end up having pink cum"
3."i stabbed the shit out of her and then raped her corpse, I totally pink cumed"
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