Jesse Duncan

1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.

2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.

3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.

John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"

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Laura’d

The opposite of being catfished. Downplaying attractiveness to avoid fuckboys. Keeping photos basic, without makeup or superficial outfits.

Dude, I got Laura’d on my date last night. I had no idea she looked like that. My jaw is still on the ground.