Sandy Pockets

A dangerous STD contracted if one sleeps on the beach, as they are sexually assaulted by the sand in their sleep. Symptoms include waking up completely buried in sand, pockets full of immovable sand, and PTSD from going to the beach.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you wanna sleep on the beach tonight?
Guy 2: Nah fam, I don’t want Sandy Pockets