troll

A troll in the sense of an internet troll has many different meanings. Not all trolls go to a message board and spam it with flames, racism, and Goatse before getting banned 5 minutes later. Trolling is a hobby in the same vein as prank phone calls, and the true objective of trolling is to be clever and creative in getting a reaction out of the troll victims.
Skilled trolls especially like trolling large-scale websites such as MySpace or LiveJournal where it is harder to get banned. Trolling a site such as GameFAQs is more difficult, as the TOS is very strict and the moderators are harder on trolls.

Common victims of trolls: liberals, hippies, peta, gay rights activists, otaku, furries, harry potter fans, etc

Skilled trolls from LJ: heavenablaze, gunlord, oni+, omg_a_terrorist, bloodlent, abcuqrc, chessnut1134

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gummiworm

Website that instructs people on how to successfully insert a gummi worm into their urethra.

www.fnord.org/gummi has the pics

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tara reid

A girl that is nothing but a fake, attention-whoring, peroxide-saturated, saggy implant-ridden, botox-filled cum recepticle. Can't act worth 9 shits as proven by "My Boss' Daughter".

If she was to die by getting glued to a toilet seat that happens to have a bamboo plant growing in it, thus growing at the very fast rate up her anus, then breaking her spine, I would rejoice.

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aerith

The way that Wapanese Final Fantasy VII fanfags pronounce "Aeris". This is not due to it being her actual name that was somehow mistranslated, but due to every FF7 fan having a lisp.

SHE FUCKING DIES :D Sephiroth finishes her off.

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10k commotion

Quite possibly one of the nerdiest online comics ever, about two groups of angsty kids that train to win a DDR tourney.
Yes, they take a Dance Dance Revolution tournament that seriously.
Called a manga by some, despite the fact that it's american-made.

10k commotion is one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen. The main character has a backpack with fairy wings.

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