nme

The NME. Honestly, i am quite interested in this magazine, but this is entirely down to the fact that i am interested in certain bands, often covered in the magazine. In my opinion, NME 'journalists' are not really journalists at all. They're pretty much you're average music fan that thinks that they're a journalist. With that you get irritating opinions, poorly written biased reviews, and a tendency to suck up to anything that could quite possibly be considered "NEW, EXCITING, OUT THERE, EDGY, COOL, VERY COOL, MAKE US COOL", even though these kind of bands often tend to turn out to be, well, Franz Ferdinand. The NME often symbolises much of what i dislike about the human race.

NME: "this is the best band ever, you should like them, because we do, and we are god, you know that, yes we are god, and you are just a little piece of shit. did i mention that i was journalist?"

2 years later, NME: "THAT BAND IS BORING, BLAND, UNORIGINAL, THEY THINK THEY'RE THE BEATLES"

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Frat Boy

I honestly do not have the energy to put down everything i hate about Frat Boys. Basicly, this fucktard that i have to share an apartment with is, to put it simply, a confused frat boy. Honestly, the whole fucking sub culture is fucked up. It reminds me of the 80's and the emergence of the Yuppies. I personally cannot wait for the backlash. The huge enormous backlash that must SURELY be brewing against this flood of mediocracy, sexism, homophobia, bland male dominance, parent pleasing hair styles and clothing, all used to attempt to try and disguise the filthy disgusting pervert that hides beneath. Honestly, I feel that i could indeed kill. If I were to meet a frat boy down a dark, deserted ally.... i could write for pages and pages about the ways i would like to kill that fucking cunt.

you see that frat boy, id like to kill that fucking retarded prick, look at him, what a sub human waste of oxygen, we should kill his parents too for raising such a fucktard.

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