Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

A Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins is when an individual runs out of toilet paper and instead of just going and getting some more decides to cut up a t-shirt and use that instead.

Person 1: Hey man how was taking that shit?

Person 2: I ran out of toilet paper and had to do a Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins.

Person 1: That's gross man, next time make sure you re not out of toilet paper

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