Fudgy Wudgy

The act of defecating into a sock followed by hitting another person with said sock. The outward appearance of the sock should resemble a fudgesicle, much like those sold on the New Jersey shore during the summer by the "Fudgy Wudgy" man (an ice cream sales man on the beach).

I gave her a fudgy wudgy last night and now she smells like poop.

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