WFF

That one really good friend you pretend to hate.

Me: Hahahaha no I'd never give you a high five. Oh wait, I would if it was in your face with a brick that had spikes dipped in poison.

WFF: Well excusez-moi, I didn't kick you, I was just toe-tapping a dust particle and you got in the way!

Me: You little son of a biscuit!

WFF: Ha, eat my astronaut.

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