Cannon

An annoying, overrated piece of music written by some guy named Pacabell.

They played cannon at the wedding.
They always play bloody cannon at weddings, and then they play break dance music. Why don't they play some good music for a change, like Bon Jovi, or Sabaton?

Gannouncement

Something you intend to announce but never deliver on.

Az: They made an announcement about the new movie.
Gary: you mean they made a Gannouncement, because they're never going to actually make that movie.