hillbillary

Verb. - To be blind-sided by a machiavellian carpetbagger from Arkansas. - OR - The act of moving to a state where you are relatively unknown for the purpose of hoodwinking the populace into electing you to a high office, such as the U.S. Senate, and then devlivering absolutely no discernable or positive results for your constituency, and then using your ill-gotten position as a stepping stone to attempt the same con on a national level, like say, in a run for the White House.

N. A buck-toothed, carpet-bagging be-otch from Arkansas whose husband married her for political gain, and who exhibits a general lack of morals or ethics and a willingness to do or say anything to achieve power and wealth.

V. - "Hey Bill, what do you say we hillbillary those poor, stupid bastards in New York state.

N. - Once Slick Willie was done Monica-ing around in the White House, he and Hillary set their sights on perpetrating a good old fashioned hillbillary on the unsuspecting, good citizens of New York state.

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hill-billary

An ugly, buck-toothed, backwoods bitch from Arkansas who hitched her sizeable caboose to the fortunes of super-politico and world-class poon-hound Bill Clinton. This "looks dumb but ain't" hill-billary first schemed her snatch-obsessed hubby all the way to the White House, deflty side-stepping all manner of high-stakes land swindles and sex scandals along the way. Once the Washington jig was up, she duped a bunch of dumb-ass New Yorkers into electing her senator, where she subsequently accomplished nary a single campaign promise and helped worsen living conditions for her constituents. What she lacks in looks and ethics, she more than makes up for in brains and wile. If we are not careful, this slippery she-devil will attempt to use her New York senatorship as a stepping stone to land in the White House for a second disasterous term where this time there will be no need for her to hide the fact that she is running the show. This will free Bill up to chase poontang from one end of the globe to the other.

That f---ing Hill-Billary is runnin' fer the White House agin!

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irieites

Rastafarian term of inclusion used to describe those who are at peace and in touch with their inner selves, and whose cool runnings don't tread on the rights of others. An extension of Irie, a term meaning "I Respect I Eternal". Irieites generally acheive the ultimate state or Irieness when they are honking down on a big fat doobie filled with ganga, the herb of wisdom also known as Lamb's bread or laying the big bamboo to their favorite Rastawoman.

Jah mon, da bad mon Babylon persecute me rasta brothas but dey still remain irieites in dah face of da evil one. Geeme a draw off a dat spliff, mon. Cool runnin's mon, Irie.

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whazoombas

Gigantic jugs of whale-ish proportions residing on a relatively otherwise normal physique that results in an overwhelmingly disproportional look for the chick who is lugging them around.

Hey Dick, check out the whazoombas on that bitch. I bet she could knock you into next week with just one of those monsters. It would take all week to feel her up.

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squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.

I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"

Tankles

N. - Ankles on a human that approximate the size of ankles on a hippopotamus or elephant. Ankles large enough to hold up a Sherman Tank. A combination of Tank and Ankles.

"Hillary shore has 'er some sexy tankles" drawled Bill.

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Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum

A derisive term for Hillary Rodham Clinton

No wonder Slick Willie feels the need to slither his wicked weenie betwixt the thick thighs of pleasingly plump interns. You would too if you were hitched to Hillary's Rotten Clit Scum.

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