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Toe

I like putting toe in my mouth when im board

Me: Mum i can i put my toes in your mouth
Mum: *puts me in a van*
Me: Mum what are you doing
Mum: You will see
3 HOURS LATER
Mum: Welcome son to toe gang.
Hear we put toes in out mouths in war against boobie gang
Me: What? What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted your toes in my mouth you are crazy
Mum: My toes boy now you have a choice.
You can join us and for the first time in your life be part of something great or you can go back home go to school and live a normal average life your choice.
Me: Ok i choose toe gang im in
Mum: Good son now come with me you have lots to learn...

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus April 19, 2022


Retard

A person who was dropped a a kid of just straight up stupid or retarded.

That kid is retarded

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus February 14, 2022


Gay

Your mum is gay

Your mum is gay

by ObamaGaming69SussyAmogus February 28, 2022

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