Sawyer

Sawyer is used in reference to a dog (typically male) who is well endowed. Sawyer is a term that serves a similar purpose as "Uncle Tom".

Damn bitch! That dog's a real Sawyer. Fuck she bigger than me.

cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.

I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.