Dubai

Where Instagram models go to get shit on by rich sandniggers

Abdul Dum al door : hey Thot, wanna get shit on for 100000$
Thot : yeah. Why not. I'm coming to Dubai tomorrow

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Batman

Faggiest of the superheroes.

*Criminals commits a crime
*Somebody then reports the said crime to the Gotham PD
*The commissioner of the PD then for some weird reason orders his subordinate to shine the bat light in the clouds
*Either Bruce or Alfred then look at the light with concern for a few moments. (Meanwhile , the criminals have committed some more heinous crimes)
*Then Bruce uses some secret code/button/lever to access the batcave (which incidentally is filled with bat guano)
*He then proceeds to remove his robes and fit his body into a rubber/leather gimp suit. (The criminals have looted a few banks by now)
*While Alfred is prepping his fagmobile, Bruce is prepping Robin's rectum. His boy toy wonder
* Then the top-bottom pair gets into the car and remember they have to maneuver this beast of a car through the streets of a very urban setting of Gotham.
*After they reach the first crime scene, Bruce declares "I'm BATMAN!!"

I mean how faggy is this shit.

Dagobah

An Italian drinking establishment

Guido 1 : lets-a-go drinking somewhere
Guido 2 : mamma mia, there's a new dagobah just-a-rounda da corna'

Luck

My worst fucking enemy

My friend : what's up with you and Luck?
Me : we don't see each other eye to eye

Made man

Billy Batts

Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't

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Methtripino

The act of inducing mental illness in a drug users ( mostly meth users) life by constantly changing small details in the persons surroundings and external reality in order to make manipulation easier.

We are going to get Jon on a methtripino.

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