republican

Pre-diabetic people obsessed with confusing Walt Disney for Jesus Christ. They are terribly afflicted with racism, sexism, selfishness, paranoia, greed, and ignorance; they generally take several lifetimes to acknowledge common sense, then turn around and brand themselves the originator of it.

Usually identified by their:

plain clothes
terrible hair cuts
basic sense of humor
awful musical tastes
bad sense of judgment
over-laughing
allergies to non-red-meat foods
SHYNESS

"Really?"
"I Swear"
"But, I mean I was just talking to him"
"Me too."
"My God. A Republican. So gross. I'm taking a shower."

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