catastrofuck

When a hell-hole meets cataclysm.
Coined by Jon Stewert.

What we have now in Iraq is a Catastrofuck.

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cowboy dan

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately

"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"

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bleecher

n. 1. One who bleaches their pubic hair blonde.
2. One who bleaches the hair on their head.
3. An unnaturally blonde male or female that carries one or more sexually transmitted diseases.

1. Dude, bleecher porn is the best, the carpet matches the drapes, know what I'm saying?
2. They can't really be blonde, they have got to be bleechers.
3. That fucking bleecher gave me herpes AND the clap!

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mice

n.
1. Small rodent
2. Lab animal
3. tiny modest people who are mouse like

"Mice eat cheese and for the most part, they do as they please. Then, cat comes home. Mice don't feel very free to walk around."

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superbrain

n. 1. One is considered to have extreme intelligence.
2. A sarcastic statement made, refering to one who has done something incredibly stupid.

1. You figured out chaos theory, you must be a superbrain!
2. Way to go, superbrain, you're idiocy as doomed us all to hell.

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oggle

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman with out their knowledge. see also "learing"

Dude, don't oggle my moms tits.

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buttholer

One that enjoys spelunking in deep dark caves.

Obie sure is a buttholer!

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