pee-emptive strike

Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.

"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"

"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."

ducci bag

A tool, jerk or person that just gets under your skin and makes you want to punch them in the jugular--another form of the term "douche bag"

(Pronounced similar to Gucci)

That guy who just cut into my lane without looking because he was too busy combing his mullet in the mirror is a 100% genuine ducci bag!

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