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He asked me where I got my Pomeranian so I explained that I didnât empty the lint trap on my dryer for 2 years... now I have a linton.
When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.
After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.