hit the gay

When one tries to enter bed and magically appears lying in bed (one different to the original bed they were trying to enter) on top of a homosexual of the same sex. This will lead to a very steamy encounter regardless of the first subjects sexual orientation.

Or maybe its auto correct... IDK

"hey man, I hit the gay real late last night."
"you did what?"
"yeah, he was KWEEN" OR "oops, autocorrect hay*"