yodeling

Yodeling: Verb: To enter a back country ski area without proper gear including but not limited to a transceiver, shovel, probe, knowledge of route, conditions, hazards, and rescue skills.

Yodeler(s): Noun: A skier or snowboarder who is engaged in yodeling.

Ski patrol caught a couple of kids yodeling in the back counrty near the cliff.

Ski patrol caught a yodeler poaching the powder.

A snowboarder was yodeling and his partner kicked off an avalanche and buried him in 10 feet deep. No tranciever and he wasn't found until June.

Lets go catch those yodelers!!

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single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.

(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"

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