Chiflow

A low sperm count caused by chronic masturbation in order to keep only healthy and fresh semen on board.

My entire family had the flu so I jerked off 3 times a day for a week to keep my chiflow low.

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Cock suckers cramp

The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?

My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.

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