Karen

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Why did you leave, Karen
What did I do?!

Karen took the kids.

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Slampiece

Somebody who is used only to have sex with. Not dating material or worth respecting in the eyes of the douche who uses this word.

Friends: "What are you doing tonight?"

Twat: "Summoning my slampiece and having a good time."

Friends: "Dickhead."