saloon nose

A person whose alcoholic behavior and constant trips to the bar results in a bulbous nose with bursted capillaries

Mommy, look at the saloon nose and gut on that guy selling docks.

sexual pest

A sexual pest is a pervert usually male with zero game when it comes to to hooking up. They are often older married guys who gawk at attractive bartenders and waitresses like total creeps when they are sneaking out and having a few drinks behind their wives backs.

That guy Billy Docks is a sexual pest , he’s always staring at me with this stupid drunken look on his face