North Dakota

Only state in the Union that does not exist.

If you really want to go there, the only way is through Area 51 where they have a machine that freezes you to absolute zero and transports you instantaneously to North Dakota (a.k.a. the only state in the Union that does not exist).

What do superman and North Dakota have in common?

They don't exist!!!

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Autofocus

A person who is too wired to focus on anything for long and is continuously blinking as if imitating a camera on autofocus.
These people never stop moving their heads. They appear to be talking bobble head dolls and never look at you when you are speaking.
Autofocus people can also be described as being eternally on fast-forward.

"Man, that chick is autofocus"

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