I wouldn't take her to a dogfight

A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public

Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"

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that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

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possum on a gum bush

A phrase one uses when he or she can't believe what just happened.

Bill: did you see that car flip over the guard rail?
Jack: well , possum on a gum bush, Bill, I've never seen anything like it before in my whole life

slough foot

The aroma your foot gives off after you pleasure your partner with your big toe. It can be performed vaginally, or right up the anus, whichever is preferred. It may resemble the aroma of a swamp or stagnant pond, especially when you put your shoes back on without washing your feet.

"Did you smell Travis when he walked by? I think him and his girlfriend are into kinky toe stuff, it smells like he has got a case of the slough foot today"

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Cho

A prison term used to describe a child molester

Bill: "hey, look at that fucking cho out in the yard!"
Steve: "yeah, that's the new guy. He is in here for molesting a child , let's go beat his ass!"

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