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Flavor of the week. Meaning weekly love interest.
Oh, so heΓ’ΒΒs your new F.O.W.
Debi was quite a sylph -- and boy did she have the most discrete little crinkled star you have ever seen.
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A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.
Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.
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The non-alcoholic analogue to the Screw Driver. Mini Drivers are typically composed of 3 parts orange juice and one part seltzer.
My stomach is a bit off today so I will pass on the gin and simply take a Mini Driver.
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A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.
Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.
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1. Chocolate chips.
2. Any tasty yet nutritionally vacant
morsel that is difficult to consume
with discretion.
We cuddled on the couch and watched a movie while engorging ourselves on debauchery pebbles.
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Strips of brownish discoloration that can often be found in the undergarments being worn by someone with a 'less-than-tidy' anus.
Damn it all. I just bought these briefs last week and they are already trashed with track marks.
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