Sheenism

A series of random, incoherent words or sentences which make no sense to anyone....including the person saying them.

Man 1: Greg's ok until he starts drinking. Then he starts flying off the handle about warlocks, dragons, and tiger's blood.

Man 2: Sounds like Greg is having a Sheenism.

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techno-zombie

A person or persons who walk through public areas (shopping malls, sidewalks, etc) text messaging on their cellphones, not paying attention to their surroundings.

Person 1: "See that guy, he nearly ran into that crowd of people cause he wasn't watching where he was going."

Person 2: "He was text messaging on his cell. He's a techno-zombie.

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