Alexification

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.

Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

Shistul

An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.

Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”

punhub.com

A parody of the website pornhub and contains many puns. A mystical website not known to many.

Friend: “Yo dude, where can I find some sick puns?”
Me: “Bro, just go to punhub.com!”

Tink

Mispronounciation of the word ‘think’.

The sound a Glockenspiel makes when you hit it.

Tinker Bell’s nickname.

Me: *strikes the Glockenspiel*
*tink*

Ridiculiscious

When something is ridiculously delicious.
Can’t even describe how good something tastes.

Me: *takes a bite out of chocolate cake*
Me: “That’s f***ing ridiculiscious!”