Shistul

An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.

Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”

Alexification

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.

Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”

Tink

Mispronounciation of the word ‘think’.

The sound a Glockenspiel makes when you hit it.

Tinker Bell’s nickname.

Me: *strikes the Glockenspiel*
*tink*

punhub.com

A parody of the website pornhub and contains many puns. A mystical website not known to many.

Friend: “Yo dude, where can I find some sick puns?”
Me: “Bro, just go to punhub.com!”

Diggin’ The Both

Enjoying spending time with your friends; enjoying spending time with yourself as well.

Friend: “What’s up guys?”
Me: “Not much man, just Diggin’ The Both!”

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

Ridiculiscious

When something is ridiculously delicious.
Can’t even describe how good something tastes.

Me: *takes a bite out of chocolate cake*
Me: “That’s f***ing ridiculiscious!”