Minge Dingle

The unpleasantries found around the vagina.

That birds fanny was rough! so many minge dingles!

G.I.G.

G.I.G. is a pure and simple abbreviation of Golf is Gay. There are lesser spotted golf balls with the markings of G.I.G. or "golf is gay" that have been known to be found on some of the best courses in the country.

G.I.G. / golf is gay.

pedgeron

Pedgeron is the worst smell that you can imagine. Such as rotten carcas, stagnant pond water and pure death. Often it is said that pedgeron sounds like it smells.

That dead badger is pure pedgeron.

biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"