Jakob

Jakob is a lil fag boy who pisses himself 7 times in one night!
Ofter has very little friends and has a 80% chance of being gay!

Lol you piss your pants you must be a jakob

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Eshay

Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters".
Usually walk around in polo shirts or puffer jackets, baggy shorts or tracksuit pants, Nike TNs or ankther type of air force shoe and usually wear brands such as Nautica, Ralph Lauren, Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Adidas etc. Usually poor as fuck and waste there center link payment on weed or pingas.

Eshay 1 - Oi lad i stopped some cunt out down the train station yesterday

Eshay 2 - oh nooo shit braa! Ya roll him

Eshay 1 - oh yea braa of course, i swear i was like 1 second away from shanking him

Eshay 2 - Fuck lad! If u was there i would of done it braa then went and ripped a few cones out me Gatorade bottle

'Islander walks around corner'

Eshay 1 - .....

Eshay 2 - .....

Islander walks away

Eshay 1 - Fuck cunt i was legit about to shank that dog bra

Eshay 2 - Yea braa same bro

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