Odessa, New York

If you like fucking your duster and drinking moonshine, man belive me when I tell you this is the place for you. There also many already raped sheep walking around if you are not exactly cut out for the sister thing. You need a microscope to see the population and mostly everyone who started there lives here... are still here for some god awful reason. All the party’s in Odessa are BYOB because everyone’s to fucking poor to share a little.

“Man I would love to live in Odessa, New York. Wouldn’t you?”
“No you god damn moron. What the hell is wrong with you?”

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