Bovinity

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

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Pimplestilskin

One who is short-statured and bepimpled.

"Is Pimplestilskin about?"
"No, she's on lunch"
"Good"

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Cowpell

This word may be substituted for any word, phrase or sentence. Cf MarklarOrigin: An inscrutable item requested in a bookshop by someone with a funny accent.

"Cowpell?"
"You What?"

Boverlord

She who watches over Bovine * and her kind as they flounder and wallow in their own inanity.


*See Bovinity

We are Bovine;
Bow down to the Boverlord.

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