shunemployment

The state of being unemployed through choice, with no intention of re-joining the workforce any time soon; the shunning of employment.

Forrest Gump made his fortune at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co before entering the world of shunemployment. He had no intention of going back to work, so he went for a run and looked after Jenny when she was sick.

Ugly bucket

When the algorithm controlling a dating app decides you are unattractive and serves up an equally unattractive array of potential dating partners.

Ohhh shit, Tinder’s put me in the ugly bucket. I’m going to have to re-download it and start again.