Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call

To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.

Toob’n

The act of masterbating on a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference had ended so I just started loob’n and toob’n.

Or

Hey Bob, can you please stop toob’n for a minute and show us this quarter’s financials.

Toob’n

The act of master-bating during a video conference with your co-workers.

I thought the video conference was over so I just started loob’n and toob’n. My bad! 🤗

Ackoholic

People who like to drink a lot (too much) when visiting/living on Nantucket Island.

I drank so much when I was on Nantucket Island that I think I’m an Ackoholic.