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When your attempt to mate with a female is stolen by another man.
Tod is trying to get Tracy's number, when Phillip approaches Tracy and not only wins her over, he leaves Tod with nothing. Phillip committed Cock Crookery. Therefor, he is a Cock Crook.
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A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.
There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.
Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!
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