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When your sperm do 42 (micro) kilometres for their chosen charity(s).
How did your little guys do at the Spermathon earlier bro?
A male or female who actually canât help themselves but suck penises whenever they can.
Jesus Christ Sally is a real Nob Goblin look at her go!
Youâll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.
- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!
- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, Iâll say!
A variation of the British Tradition of eating left-overs from your Sunday roast the next Morning or lunchtime. Bubble & Creep however, is when a male or female fornicates and typically eats out their mateâs one night stand or partner the morning following a party. Tears will be shed
âGood morning babe.... wait, where are you? Jess? Baby?
Joe mate have you seen Jess?â
âSooorry bro I think Johnâs having Bubble & Creep for breakfastâ
âWhat? My best mate? With my girlfriend? That sick fuck!â
When one drugs someone else, takes their scalp off, then proceeds to dedicate on their exposed skull. Then, now this is the important part, the scalp is then stitched back on and the victim is tucked into bed.
Man Tonyâs head ACTUALLY smells of shit! I canât believe it! Heâs actually a Shit Head!
Golden Ass is the name of the punishment that can be applied to any football game played at a park. Whoever loses must pull his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the winners who proceed to kick the football as hard as they can at the exposed Crown Jewels of the loser.
âGolden Ass,â however, is where the loser pulls his underwear down and bending over, he tucks his balls through his legs in the line of sight of the kick takers.
- Man Iâve never seen someone react like that to losing a game of Golden Ass! What a fucking pussy bro!
- Watch and learn boys Iâm gonna burst this pussyâs balls by help me God.
- Please fellas are you sure this isnât gonna hurt?
- Shut up you miserable piece of shit, say good bye to your balls bitch! The sun shines high on this beautiful ball bursting day. Letâs hope theyâre as golden inside as people say they are!
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