thirst aid kit

Any container containing ice cold beer

Don't forget to bring your thirst aid kit on the float trip tomorrow.

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prison donkey

A zebra.

Did you know a zebra can kick a lion to death?
Damn prison donkeys...

spicy flu

The 'Rona, AKA covid

Me: did you hear about Larry?
Them: yea... Done caught the spicy flu...