the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

Italian Conception

An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.

James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic