Will Lane

We have been watching and studying whales for over 4 decades now at Whale Watchers and we have now discovered the largest recorded whale which is known as 'Will Lane'. In our official studies, we will be referring to this large specimen as Will Lane to separate him from other whales as he is several times larger than the average whale. If we were to use words to describe Will Lane we would use big, large, meaty, fat, overweight, plump, heavy, morbidly obese, gross, chunky, chubby and to sum it all up 'comically large'. Will Lane has been spotted on the coasts of Brisbane in the Pacific Ocean.

1. 'Will Lane' is comically large.

2. This rare specimen is called 'Will Lane'