Snap-On

A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).

Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.

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Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.

I just got Nurple Crabbed

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