Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

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Saskatoon Skunk

When you are eating a girl out while she is sitting on your face and she farts on you.

“I was eating out jessica last night and she gave me a Saskatoon Skunk!”