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Shake Weight

The revolutionary way to teach women how to give proper handjobs.

"Designed specifically for women, in just six minutes a day, you can get arms you'll be proud to show off."

"The Shake Weight is only 2 and a half pounds, virtually unbreakable, and is guaranteed for life."

by OgnarPliskin January 17, 2010

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Chippirabbit

A bunny on a leaf. Originates from Final Fantasy VI. Also known as the Rhobite from the SNES version of the game.

That little Chippirabbit just hit me with an Incisor!
*casts Fira*

by OgnarPliskin August 16, 2009

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Omega Pirate

One sick dude from space.

"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime

by OgnarPliskin January 28, 2010

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Maverick

An epithet used for one who has gone crazy. Taken from Mega Man Maverick Hunter X for PSP.

Flame Mammoth: Bwah hah ha! There's nothing I love more than stomping weak little blabbermouths like you into dust!
X: That settles it...You're definitely a Maverick!

Spark Mandrill: X... You showed up.
X: Spark Mandrill. Do us both a favor and surrender peacefully.
Spark Mandrill: I don't think so, X. Oppose me and I'll crush you!
X: Sounds like you've gone Maverick. Your time has come, Spark Mandrill!

Dude: Hey man, gimme some dope.
Guy: How much you got?
Dude: Five bucks. I'll pay ya the rest later.
Guy: That's it, you've definitely gone maverick!

by OgnarPliskin August 26, 2010

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Slimed

To be dissolved instantly with no trace of dignity left.

You try to pass the slime but it engulfs your body, dissolving it in seconds. You die instantly. No pain, no nothing. You were slimed.

by OgnarPliskin January 12, 2010

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Mondo

The sixth stage in the Special Zone of Super Mario World.

Mondo is a level with rising and falling water. While you're swimming, it's difficult to evade the Amazing Flyin Hammer Bro that flies from side to side.

by OgnarPliskin January 15, 2010

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Desert Hare

A bunny on a leaf. Originates from Final Fantasy VI. Known as the Nohrabbit in the SNES version of the game.

The stupid Desert Hare attacked me!
*casts Firaga*

by OgnarPliskin January 15, 2010

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